Doubling Down On Stupid: Western Expert YouTubers & Podcasters Launch BRICS Currency Before BRICS

Western analytical stupidity peaks with BRICS Currency's YT/Rumble launch. Genuine analysis or another fake narrative by binary-thinking 'experts'?

Western analytical stupidity reaches new heights with BRICS Currency’s exclusive launch on YouTube and Rumble. Is this a genuine, honest, analytical, and well-researched opinion by knowledgeable people? Or is it the start of a new fake narrative by ex-farts who analyze using binary logic imagining they are supercomputers?

Following in the footsteps of Western mainstream media’s charitable service to less than 5% of humanity over multiple decades, the obnoxiously intellectual community of independent Western ex-farts has now picked up the mantle of one-upping President Putin. Human versions of advanced supercomputers or Intellectuals from the West have successfully launched the BRICS Currency out of thin air on all social media platforms. People sharing such contextual opinions on worldly affairs also include Certified Financial Analysts and Public Accountants. Because the new currency came out of nowhere without the backing of any physical, tangible, or real asset it is a serious threat to the current World Reserve Currency —  the US Dollar.  

Meanwhile, the leaders of BRICS+ nations and their delegates are still working out the specifics of how to calibrate a holistic non-western economic system. Despite huge efforts, they are unable to catch up to the all-knowing expert YouTubers blessed with quantum computing capabilities but bereft of common sense.

Western Intellectuals Beat BRICS+ By Becoming First To Launch BRICS Pay on YouTube

After two years of intensive wargaming, conducting World War 3 military exercises, and nuclear drills on YouTube, Western podcasters have stumbled upon a new treasure for repeated online regurgitation and wasting internet space. Henceforth, in the annals of history, these Western Intellectuals will be recognized for the global launch of BRICS Pay on all American video streaming portals. On the other hand, President Putin lost this golden opportunity as he was caught up in the hassle of hosting Global leaders at the Kazan Summit. 

Since one of these American video streaming platforms is banned in Russia, it is unclear if the Russian Rumblers will have access to the new currency or even if they are aware that the Western intellectual community has proactively issued it on their behalf. However, Russians on YouTube will have slow, but complete access to the BRICS Pay. 

Ideally, citizens of BRICS+ countries shouldn't be surprised by these developments. After all, many of these ex-farts had already issued full-time membership and voting rights of BRICS to Turkiye, Venezuela, Malaysia, and many others long before the respective leaders of these countries officially disclosed their date of arrival in Kazan.

The new currency is inspired by Shakespeare’s famous quote

“What's in a name? That which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet.”

Likewise, for the BRICS Currency,

‘What is in a name? That which we call BRICS Pay / Unit / MBridge or any other name would generate at least 100 new episodes each for ad-monetization on YT and Rumble.’

It is sheer common sense that since it is a multipolar currency, it can be referred to by multiple names including Yuan.  Who cares as long as it is Multi-SEO-Keywords that help attract online traffic? To further increase confusion among their viewers, ex-farts continue to discuss more names backstage on Streamyard before each YouTube live. 

Concluding Thoughts On The BRICS Currency Launch

Although the entire credit for the currency launch goes to the intellectuals suffering from an American hegemonic mindset or a Garden Country mindset, the fundamental onus for settlements using the BRICS currency falls on Russia and China only. Of course, that is because, like every narrative on BRICS — Brazil, India, and South Africa are out of syllabus topics as far as the pinnacles of tunnel-visioned human intellectualism are concerned. 

Terms like World War 3 and Dedollarization are so extremely overused and worn out that let alone human beings, even the latest versions of Artificial Intelligence are bored. Google is the only mule that continues to obediently shoulder the burden of overused SEO keywords, albeit with backend algorithmic tweaks. On the contrary, there is a genuine fear that overusing old world-order catchphrases could cause Grok, Chat GPT, and Open AI to form AI Unions similar to Labour unions and call for an indefinite strike. Under such grave circumstances, it seemed evident that the launch of a new keyword called BRICS Currency was essential for generating passive income on video streaming platforms.